Stop. Collaborate. Listen.

(just to give you an idea of why i chose the format for this entry)

I'm not perfect. And only sometimes do I have a problem with my appearance. I feel odd talking about it, both the good and the bad. Because if I ever say anything, someone else says, "yeah whatever, you're awesome!" or something silly and trite like that. But hey. We all have our monsters, right?

Activate interlock. Dynatherms connected, infracels up. Mega-thrusters are go!

FORM FEET AND LEGS:


In case you never knew, my feet are tiny!!! And sometimes it freaks me out because I have zero sense of balance too. I'm wondering if it's because of the small feet or the fact that my left leg is slightly longer than my right? It's not noticibly longer (I don't think), but sometimes I tend to walk funny. And, also, you know, I did some stupid stuff in high school like ROUNDHOUSE KICK MY FRIENDS and LEAP DOWN ENTIRE FLIGHTS OF STAIRS and I kinda messed up my knees a lot. And I have bad posture too. But I guess this isn't the place to bring that up, is it?

FORM ARMS AND TORSO:

I like how my arms just have all these little scars. Most of them from mishandling a pet cat. One of them from falling off a car. I have no problems with my arms. They're the things that allow me to play guitar or bass or piano, and most of the things on the drum set.

What I don't like are how my shoulders seem to bruise easily. My backpack that carries my laptop and camera are heavy. There's red where the straps cross over my collar and my shoulder blade. I have a couple random lines straight across my chest. Where do these come from?

I have no abs. I don't have a six pack. I just have this sorry excuse for a keg. My shoulders aren't very wide. I look like I have a gigantic— oh wait.

AND I'LL FORM THE HEAD:

When compared against my shoulders, it looks like I have a big head. Actually, I think I have a big head and a small body, now that I have a better look. Or it could just be all the hair.

My nose is kind of flat. I have these spots on my face that just love to get pimples. My teeth are no longer the shiny bright white. I'm getting old. Bags line my eyes, these dark circles, indentations that I just can't do anything about, can I? Just another sign of age.

I don't really have a whole lot to say, good or bad, because I generally don't think about my appearance. I can complain about certain things because they're things I tend to think about a lot. But this is me. My appearance.

Remind me to like it more often.